Stranded 9:27 Sat Jun 18
Portugal v Austria
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If no one else is going to..
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zebthecat
9:29 Sat Jun 18
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The Austrian anthem is even more depressing than ours!
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Tippys Cafe
9:42 Sat Jun 18
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Would love to see 'CR7' and co beaten this evening.
Interesting piece on Pepe in be build up. Gave 10 tonnes of food to the homeless of Madrid to see them through Christmas. Lovely guy off the field by all accounts.
Absolute thundercunt of a human on it.
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Takashi Miike
9:42 Sat Jun 18
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surely Portugal have a young forward who could play in this team? they seem to go in to every championship relying on Ronaldo to do it on his own
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Hugh Jampton
9:43 Sat Jun 18
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Anyone else notice Ronaldo standing on tiptoes for the team photo trying to look taller? Fucking tart.
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Tomshardware
9:44 Sat Jun 18
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Weird bloke.
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Takashi Miike
9:45 Sat Jun 18
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nani should have buried it
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,
9:48 Sat Jun 18
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Will this game be another of what Ronaldo calls a little teams cup final games?
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GreenStreetPlayer
9:48 Sat Jun 18
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Ronaldo's song
https://youtu.be/xXyT1vy3BII
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Tippys Cafe
9:48 Sat Jun 18
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Hugh: Yes, next to the big GK. Mincer.
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Hasans Fish Bar RIP
9:53 Sat Jun 18
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Whenever I see CR7 I automatically think of Thornton Heath. Which I suppose is quite apt as I think about as much of that part of south London as I do him, the giraffe necked bumder
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,
9:54 Sat Jun 18
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Uncharacteristic miss there.
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1985
9:55 Sat Jun 18
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Don't think much of the GAPS behind the goals
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Grumpster
9:58 Sat Jun 18
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Who's on top then?
Stuck a tenner on ronaldo but this pub doesn't have tv's :o(
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Stranded
10:02 Sat Jun 18
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Grump. Portugal, but Austria aren't out of it.
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10:02 Sat Jun 18
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Portugal will pay for their profligacy in front of goal.
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Alfie
10:04 Sat Jun 18
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None of the aforementioned anthems can match the National song of Moldova for sheer depressiveness sir.
Written in the ancient Jablonicky verse style, it is a touching lament to the bearded fisher woman hags of Moldovastan, their fecund stench and their salty demise.
It tells in tuneless wail of how they set sail in their coracles for the fishy peninsula of Papsgrind. Sporting prickly chins & Fighting rolling seas riven with snippy attack crabs, the hags were soon overcome by the broiling stink of their collective cod hued fisherwoman garments and unwashed sea tight gussets.
As triumphal drums beat out their eulogy the anthem ends in a whirl of timpani xylophone , the maniacal verse imparting in ululating tongue the ancient lore of how their ships are boarded then set alight by pirates who pillaged their fuel and victuals before fleeing their stink.
A piteous tale, Moldovan folklore has it that on windy days the national folk may still detect their ripe dying aroma washed upon the land like the beefy musk of a sea puffin.
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Alfie
10:05 Sat Jun 18
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Is Profligacy the winger?
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jools268
10:14 Sat Jun 18
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Anyone else think that Pepe is the most massive cunt in football with Ronaldo just behind.
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Stranded
10:20 Sat Jun 18
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Strange half. It's like Austria have decided to just let Portugal have the ball, in the hope that they can grab a goal in the handful of breaks they get.
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Far Cough
10:44 Sat Jun 18
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Is Ginger Pele in goal for Austria?
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